Piezophile Dating Profile
Hi! You could say that I’m under a lot of pressure. Literal pressure from the ocean and pressure from my family to bring someone to Thanksgiving dinner this year.. so now that THAT’S out of the way, I really am really cool. Like really cool—often extremely cold, so I need someone to warm me up. The reason I think I’m still single is that I’m so far away from everyone fun! But long-distance relationships can be fun, right? 😉 A fun fact about me is that I speak a little Greek. Well, I only know one word: piezo which means pressure. Even though I’m not fluent it’s OK—that one word is in my name so it’s still cool. I don’t see a lot of sunlight, so I’d love for a partner to take me on an adventure! Even though there are a lot of piezophiles, I’m unique because I have curves in all the right places.
Ready to meet,
Xenophyophore the piezophile – (Such an exotic name, right?)
