World's Hottest Microbe ;)

Hey Hey! I things a little hot! So if you’re on board with spicy food, hot yoga, a fiery personality and sizzling adventures in crazy hot places then I’m your girl. Come visit me, in the pacific northwest at the bottom of the ocean inside my own personal sauna home, a hydrothermal vent. Not to toot my own horn but I have revolutionary metabolism, so you’ll never have to worry about me getting out of shape. I also was nominated as the world’s hottest microbe, so you could say I got some good genetics. I’m currently preoccupying myself working with scientists researching ways to use organics and turn them into electricity based off my metabolism mechanisms. Because of that I don’t have much time for friends but really there aren’t a ton in my remote sauna area. If we can figure out better ways to utilize this cool personality trait I have, I could totally help change the world as we know it, which is my life’s goal. I’m really looking for someone that not only can take the heat but is motivated and busy with their own work (preferably In STEM careers because that’s what I’m involved in and it will be easier to relate). Also hoping to find someone that is passionate about my life goals because they are priorities I’m not ready to give up.

-Strain 121

Psychrophile Dating Profile

If you like long walks on the beach, keep on scrolling. The colder, the better! Extravagant ski trips in Antarctica is something you could expect with me as well as trips deep into the ocean. (I bet your mesophilic dates couldn't do that). I live in places that most don't, so I enjoy meeting new people. That being said, if you can't handle my lifestyle, its not going to work out. My living situation is pretty specific and I won't change for anyone! I have pretty similar characteristics of other microbes out there, I'm just way more interesting and tough. Basically you can always count on stealing my jackets and hoodies since I won't need them anyway (I know girls seem to really dig that).



I don't have a lot of pictures of myself, selfies aren't really my thing.

Piezophile Dating Profile

Piezophile Dating Profile

Hi! You could say that I’m under a lot of pressure. Literal pressure from the ocean and pressure from my family to bring someone to Thanksgiving dinner this year.. so now that THAT’S out of the way, I really am really cool. Like really cool—often extremely cold, so I need someone to warm me up. The reason I think I’m still single is that I’m so far away from everyone fun! But long-distance relationships can be fun, right? 😉 A fun fact about me is that I speak a little Greek. Well, I only know one word: piezo which means pressure. Even though I’m not fluent it’s OK—that one word is in my name so it’s still cool. I don’t see a lot of sunlight, so I’d love for a partner to take me on an adventure! Even though there are a lot of piezophiles, I’m unique because I have curves in all the right places.

Ready to meet,

Xenophyophore the piezophile – (Such an exotic name, right?)